Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Thank you FX

Snakes on a Plane

Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!

Snakes on a Plane on FX

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-Friday plane!

Really, they could not come up with something better? Just bleep it out!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009


Here is an email exchange from the two neanderthals I have as roommates (Yes, I just downgraded my husband to a roommate).

R sends:
On CNN news, right before they went to commercial:

"You're about to meet a woman with a good idea"

It sounded funnier than the quote, like the mere fact a woman has an idea is a news story.

BL responds:
That's awesome! And very rare.