2 Legit 2 Quit

I am officially a REAL runner. Why am I legit?

1. I ran 4 miles with no socks, resulting in many blisters on my feet.
2. I got my first “"Run Forest, Run!"”

It feels good to be legit. I celebrated my buying myself some slutty black heels. Just need these blisters to clear, so I can wear them.

Highlandtown, Baltimore

While watching the Ravens game:

R: What the? The Ravens have a trained Raven at their games?

B: Do you think it is a War Raven, like your War Eagle?

EL: Don’t even compare that stinky raven to Auburn’s eagle, there is no comparison. That probably isn’t even a raven, it might be a crow or more likely a pigeon dyed black.

R: It’s a Highlandtown Raven!

To give you a little background on Highlandtown, click the title of this post. All you really need to know is the greatest creation to come out of Highlandtown (in my opinion) is the Highlandtown Corona, just add a lime to a PBR.

Random weeknight

Overheard the other night at 3 am:

Neighbor 1 to Neighbor 2: I am going to fucking kill you bitch.
(Then there was a lot of yelling and a cop arrived on the scene)

Cop: Is there a problem here?
Neighbor 1: No problem officer, we are just neighbors hanging out, no problems.

I laughed as I heard this sudden change in events. Not so tough once the cops show up, are you?

Cape Charles, yeehaw!

What was I doing this weekend you ask? Well, we took a little trip to the eastern shore of VA were we became honorary rednecks. We did some fishing, swimming, shooting, a yard tour, and drunken bike riding. I really think the pictures tell the story best.



Yes, those are cupholders on the bikes and yes, those red cups contain adult beverages. TR and RP really now how to show their guests a good time. And check out the outfit TR is sporting, who else could rock the camo skirt.

This is one of my favorites from the weekend. I call it "Girl and Glock", just wish you could see all the beer bottles that were surrounding me. Really what could be safer then beer and guns.

Crystal Ball

A morning conversation:

EL: (as I lay with my head on B's stomach) Your intestines are telling me the future.

B: Yes, they are telling you that something evil is coming to the bathroom today.