Friday, December 19, 2008

Please pass me a claritin

It has been raining almost all week and I really would like to see the sun. I swear I am starting to mold. Being that I am allergic to mold, I am currently allergic to myself. Thinking about that, I wonder what kind of mold I am growing. According to my Medicalert I am allergic to penicillin, so if I licked my arm, would I swell, go into shock, and die?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

I really am a blonde

EL: Wow, I forgot about Geckos, we need to go there. They have the best chips and salsa.

R: Where is Geckos?

EL: On Fleet, by Patterson Park.
R: Is it new?
EL: No, I know you have seen it; it has an iguana on the sign

R: Might that iguana be a gecko?

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Netflix Queue

Random: He's legit, he's from Baltimore, Do you watch the Wire?

R: No, I live it.