Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Down the ocean, hon!

Warm weather has arrived and coworkers are starting to head to the ocean on the weekends. Really I don't care what my coworkers do on their weekends, but I do have one simple request. Please, stop bringing saltwater taffy back like it is some wonderfully thoughtful gift because no one likes saltwater taffy. No matter which color you choose they all taste like sugar with a hint of sugar and a side of artificial flavorings and colorings. My advise is either bring me back some Fisher's popcorn or even better just bring me back nothing because honestly, when I go down the ocean this summer I'm not going to waste my money on you.