Any email exchange between me and the husband on a Monday morning.
EL: OMG, 4 people are fighting over whether you can hydroplane on ice or if it is just sliding. They are yelling at each other and calling each other dumb ass. Very professional...
BL: I mostly hydroplane on the love I have for my coworkers, but once I hydroplaned on delusions of grandeur.
EL: I am going to hydroplane my fist into their faces.