Thursday, January 29, 2009

Dinkleberry (dingleberry)

I have been informed that sometimes when boys poo, remnants may get stuck in their ass hair. When this happens, the best remedy is to shower. Unfortunately when one showers the problem-some ass hair absorbs a ton of water and is hard to dry. So what is one to do? You could borrow your girlfriend/roommates/wife's hair dryer, but this could lead to frizzy, split end ass hair. My solution is ShamWow, it is the perfect way to suck the excess water out of your ass hair without causing damage to the individual hair shafts. Please, for the sake of healthy ass hair, run out and buy all the men in your life a ShamWow.

Dinkleberry - A tiny dried up or petrified ball of feces that gets caught in a man's ass hair. It can be the result of not washing your ass or not properly wiping your ass after taking a crap.

21 comments:

BG said...

I thought it was "dingleberry", but maybe that only applies to dogs.

What about a trim?

EL said...

Urban Dictionary has both dinkle and dingle, but Wikipedia only has dingle, what a conundrum.

THE KRIS said...

and all this time i thought you weren't really related to ryan. turns out you so are.

RunToTheFinish said...

Hope you are geared up for 7on the 7th!

Rocco said...

You are disgusting. I love it.

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