Thoughts while watching the Terps suck it.

What if a couple got into the Cash Cab and thought it was Taxi Cab Confessions?

What does it mean to jam in your shoe?

This long distance dedication goes out to Alyssatard in H-Town

While waiting in line for some after race snacks, we ladies started discussing the merits of the running skirt. Now some girls scoff at the idea of the running skirt believing that real runners would never wear one. Well these girls are obviously misinformed twats because I happen to know a certain ultra-marathoner who rocks out the running skirt. Not only is the running skirt comfortable you also look super cute. I am taking creative license with some of this because who can really remember a conversation they had 3 weeks ago...

EL: I love my running skirt. I wore it during 2 halves and it rocks.
A: Running skirts dece to dece plus!
EL: Mine just has spanks under it, so it's like running in your underwear.
A: Running in your underwear is awes! !

Then things got strange when the lady behind us joined the conversation. Let's refer to her as CT.

CT: I really like running skirts, but I can't wear them because of my camel toe.
A: WTF!

I think that pretty much ended the conversation and we all refrained from eye contact because we were about to lose our shit. I just wish I informed CT that it was not a camel toe that was her problem, but more likely moose knuckle.